Sending Saffola

When I first got her message to send margerine, I thought What?? What else do you need? Pencils, rubber bands, shampoo? It's not like Bellingham is in the Arctic.
OK - turns out, you actually can't get Saffola in Bellingham.
First I had to explain to the grocer why I needed a small insulated bag. (Are you going on some exotic trip where you need to transport fragile food? - No just sending margarine through the mail.)
Then I had to tell the UPS store worker what was in the box. Really, she says she can't get Saffola in Bellingham...
After telling Dan I spent $12 to ship Saffola, he said, Of course they don't have Saffola in Bellingham, its so unhealthy!