Football Hero Returns Home

"He's so dreamy!"

The research department has uncovered a fascinating tidbit of background information regarding the unassuming, golf-playing, Yale-graduate, John. He was a high school football hero! (We also discovered his hamburger eating record but will not go into that.) Apparently he was quarterback for "one of the most successful Freemont High School football teams" [Nebraska Fremont Tribune] and led his team to a world championship. A team reunion was held at last night's homecoming game, where one graduate remarked that this year's team was lame compared to the tough champions of the good-old days.