How to Paint Your Room

1. Wait until a summer day when your friends are over and no one can think of what to do. Suggest painting your room. If everyone really is bored, this will sound like a great idea.

2. Move all the furniture out of the room and into the guest room. A really good guest will adapt. Or, better yet, set up the huge tent in the backyard, so the bedrooms will not even be needed.

3. Have someone like Daniel over who is a real gentleman and will do all the high places.


4. It may take hours for the paint to dry between coats, but thats ok. Its fun to watch paint dry.

5. Naturally there will be the friends who come over after all the painting is done and lounge around while you finish up. Again, this whole thing is best done when Daniel is over because he can also re-wire the stereo.